Swagger Wagon

The Latest Fad!

So this is the latest fad to hit the schools. They are called Zany Bands. They are Rubber bands shaped like:

A cat!



A Tiara!

Dogs, French Fries, Ice Cream, you name it!

It started at the middle school and within 24 hours was in all of the elementary schools. They are all over the schools in 4 surrounding counties! Such a simple, and inexpensive little invention that someone is making millions off of. I've only found them at Hallmark! And some of them glow in the dark.

Why couldn't I come up with something like that?!

All I need is one little invention to make me a quick million.

I won't be greedy. 1 Mill. is enough.

I think I could manage a million pretty well. Not let it go to my head or anything.